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Look at me now, look at me now
Oh, I’m getting paper
“But here, have a 45 cent bag of chips:
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-Joe
Split Screen Bohemian Rhapsody - Richie Castellano (by Richiesos)
George Carlin ~ The American Dream (by wutdaflek)
I wonder what Carlin would say about Occupy.
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naming & shaming: michael fassbender
Michael Fassbender’s ex — Sunawin Andrews — filed a petition for a restraining order against him earlier this month [written in March 2010] in L.A. County Superior Court.
In the documents, Andrews claims Michael hit the bottle hard during a film festival in July of 2009 — and after he woke up in a puddle of his own urine, he became violent and “threw me over a chair breaking my nose.”
Andrews also says Michael allegedly dragged her alongside their car one night after they had an argument about one of her ex-boyfriends, causing her to twist her left ankle, blow out her left knee cap and burst an ovarian cyst.
Andrews says she fears for her life and wants to keep Michael 100 yards away from herself and her two children — and wants over $20,000 to help her pay her medical bills from the injuries he allegedly caused.
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politicallyincorrectpoliticalart:
more of these pony things get ready for the description
Rick P. lives on a big farm that he loves to tend to. He also loves to run whenever he can. Even for being a little older, he is very active. His cutie mark is a cowboy hat and a lasso because he is a natural on the farm and loves ranching. He is a true western pony. He loves hanging around young mares when he’s not busy running or tending to his farm. Sometimes Mitt likes to bug him when he’s trying to impress the ladies. As far as politics and beliefs go, Rick P. can be a bit impulsive and change over time, but his goofy and friendly personality stays the same through it all.
Newt Newt is one of the easiest ponies to recognize, mainly for his size. Even as a colt, he was rather chunky. Exercise has never been a big hobby of his. He prefers to read, write, and learn. He loves reading any book he can get his hooves on and even writes his own when he gets big ideas. He also loves to learn about animals, especially dinosaurs. Because of all this, his cutie mark is an open book. He sometimes gets so into his hobbies and work that his personal life suffers. He’s not proud of it and always tries to put it behind him, but people often bring it up anyways. Whereas ponies like Rick P. like to go out and live it up, Newt is content staying at home curled up with a good book.
This blog, man.
(Source: areg, via kittens-and-rage)